QuickTips For Guys: #1

If you ever buy flowers for your wife or girlfriend, give them to her in the morning. That way she'll have at least eight hours while you are away at work to romanticize about how wonderful you are. If you give them to her in the evening when you get home, she'll have the visualization of you sitting around on your fat butt drinking beer in your boxer shorts. Surprisingly, that doesn't achieve the same effect.