Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts

Sunday, 1 June 2008

New Presidential Candidate

Well it was about time we -or better said I- joined the bandwagon in this heavily charged political environment. Therefore I'm supporting the only candidate whose way of life and pledge fits my own perspective:



For a detailed list of the 12 Top reasons to vote for him, go here:

http://wingedlionsquiver.blogspot.com/2008/06/elections-08-vote-oliver-queen-for.html

(I know, shameless plug, deal with it).

Be honest with yourself, do you really want an alien or an ancient sleeping god from a realm of madness or even a sucky mercenary of a snake army to rule your country? When you can have a true hero forged in the battles to save mankind and who has support of really powerful beings? Do the right thing citizen and Vote Queen /Jordan this 2008. Join us now!!!

Saturday, 21 April 2007

Food for the thought: Your next president

Although I'm not an american citizen, I must say that the elections in Oscar's country affects mine too (and I dare to say pretty much the planet). Considering this and the fact that there are already pre-candidates asking for your vote (and money) I should suggest to look after the less known, yet popular "extra" candidates and their plataforms:


Cthulu: The Older One from the fabled Necronomicon and from the Myth's fame. His plataform is easy "Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils? " Basically the whole world will become a playground for his alien desires, driving mankind to madness (not a hard task I have to say) and eating the survivors as meal. For more info about this, check his particular stances in topics such as foreing policy here:


General Zod: You remember him from movies such as "Superman II" and tv shows like "Smallville". Well, apparently he has realized that is easier and less hassle to conquer the world through the presidency than by sheer force. Just becasue people is already paying tribute. Here is his plataform for more information




Finally a personal favorite from the NAFTAline team: Lord Darth Vader of the Sith. True, he lost the race four years ago, but he is relentless and strong willed so it is to expect that he is going to run again next year. His plataform: Rule through terror. And we know that in his hands, terror is an effective tool. Just have faith on him (or else). Here is more info about his plataform for the 2004 that probably will have some tweaks to face the new challengers.
So those are the options, now tell me than they aren't better choices than the current ones. This is NAFTAline in another service to community.