The New Volkswagon

Did you hear about the new "environmentally green" car made by Volkswagon? To appeal to the enviro-wackos and the tree-huggers, they made it run on the same kind of fuel that the enviro-wackos and tree-huggers do...granola, yogurt, and garbanzo beans. They call it Fartin' Nougat.

Fartin' Nougat!!! Get it???!!!

Like farfignoogin only fartin...cuz the beans...nougat...like health food...

...no not really. I just made it up. But it would be cool if they did, you could just imagine.